And someone took Chinchen, for some reason.
my thoughts on bern+lambda story mode!!!

ruriair:

lmao okay I CAVE I WILL WRITE THIS ONE POST AND THEN OFF TO THE LIBRARY I GO

but yeah I’m about to write like a full page essay on a story route in a silly spin-off fighting game that no one really cares about in the long run THIS IS INCREDIBLY SILLY SO I WILL GO AHEAD AND PUT IT UNDER A “READ MORE”

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The problem here is what you can take all this as. There’s 2 stances towards the whole story: A) Ryu clearly know what he was writting and he is a smart man and is decieving us into something or B) Ryu has no idea what he was writting past episode 5 and screwed up.

I like the story and all, but I feel like right after BT kicked the bucket, he lost all his inspiration and his momentum. Aside from the point that BT sounds really close to ”Beatrice” (which has to be a coincidence, right?) and the fact that Battler becomes a gamemaster (which one would guess that role is Ryu) around the same time, one would just start thinking about the whole story and where the hell we are standing with the plot of it. There were some parts of the story, specially episode 7 where I just wanted to devour my screen with the appearance of Will, which sounded like a cry for the readers to stop being heartless about the tale and try to understand the heart of it, and how then the whole ”I am Yasu, there are many of me, now my guts out of me” happend for no needed reason. I don’t want to speak about the endings of episode 8, where we were forced to eat the magic ending or watch the trick ending, which I ended up taking as the true ending of the series, except with the whole ghost of a certain likeable character showing up after all the Professor Layton like puzzles being solved succesfully.
To make this whole orderal a full circle, the fanbase sometimes doesn’t make any justice about it. In a ”Solve the mystery” kind of point, there will never be progress  in that aspect due to the fact that people are way too busy destroying each other’s theories instead of just reading and/or listening through it all and just considering it as a possibility if it meets all the requierements and doesn’t break any rules at all.

With that said, I also highly doubt we will see Ryu saying ”This is the actual truth, finally, why it took you so long goats?” cause he tends to just points us to anywhere except to the right direction. So we will end up being busy with this story, tearing it appart until Ryu gives up and announces the truth. But that won’t happen, at all.


That’s my line of thought, sorry if I was everywhere with it but it’s just how I feel about this whole thing. I just think he tried to row a boat with 1 oar past episode 5. 

Fret not, she has with 3, including Lambda.

ruriair:

mfw what if lambda and bern don’t have a story mode together

That Tewi in the Sakura-Con thing isn't Thistle, it's another friend of mine. Sadly, Thistle didn't attend with us.

That’s dissapointing. He should join you next time in some event.

>Umineko theory time
>Make a 9 hour video about one’s theory and debunking the Author’s theory.


DEAR GOD, I can’t go through it all without digesting the previous parts. SO MUCH STUFF. 

the game masters of umineko, a summary
beatrice: have an enthralling game of murder and mystery, where the line between reality and fiction blurs, where the ushiromiya family faces off against the threat of a fearsome witch appearing to reign over the island in the world of illusions and nobly stands their ground to the bitter end
lambda: PHONE TERROR!!!! SHIPPING!!!!!!! SHOUNEN FIGHTS!!!!!! MORE SHIPPING!!!!!!! WOW MY GAME IS SO GREAT I'M GONNA KICK THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE oh what's that bern you solved it with the wrong culprit well w/e sounds legit i guess lololol
battler: derp derp-a derp diddly doo
bern: omg they're all going to be sorry after they read this thrilling BLACK BATTLER FANFICTION damn i'm a badass
thethistledown:

pixellsmithing:

Welp. Went to Sakura-Con, made the Nico Nico stream with my bro. I’m Suwako. It was a blast all around, I’ll do loot swag pile pictures when I get home.

Bro I…
Bro.
bro

>I’m SuwakoDear god Pixel, you look like a mother fucking pimp with a toad hat. My god.Also, who’s the Tewi? Thistledown? 

thethistledown:

pixellsmithing:

Welp. Went to Sakura-Con, made the Nico Nico stream with my bro. I’m Suwako. It was a blast all around, I’ll do loot swag pile pictures when I get home.

Bro I…

Bro.

bro

>I’m Suwako

Dear god Pixel, you look like a mother fucking pimp with a toad hat. My god.

Also, who’s the Tewi? Thistledown? 

I was having a boring day, then I saw Star Wars Kinect.


My day was made with the Tuskan raider dance step. 

tawg:

walterion:

tawg:

Holy crap I can finally post this in context. Workin’ on a comic I asked my friend to make for me.
Meanwhile, birdbutt.jpg.

I HAVE A BURDBUTT ON MY HEART, EVEN THOUGH I CAN’T WEAR IT ON MY SKY NOR MY CLOTHES!

THAT IS THE BIRDBUTT
ENGRAVED INTO YOUR HEART.

Some stuff is the stuff of nightmares.

tawg:

walterion:

tawg:

Holy crap I can finally post this in context. Workin’ on a comic I asked my friend to make for me.

Meanwhile, birdbutt.jpg.

I HAVE A BURDBUTT ON MY HEART, EVEN THOUGH I CAN’T WEAR IT ON MY SKY NOR MY CLOTHES!

THAT IS THE BIRDBUTT

ENGRAVED INTO YOUR HEART.

Some stuff is the stuff of nightmares.

tawg:

Saturday, March 31, 2012
1:17 AM - Zari’d: So, I’m curious
1:17 AM - Zari’d: what’s your name
1:18 AM - ToG: oh snap I forgot to tell you
1:18 AM - ToG: name’s [DATA EXPUNGED]
1:18 AM - Zari’d: No, you wouldn’t tell me, YOU WERE TOO SHY
1:18 AM - Zari’d: or paranoid
1:18 AM - ToG: you might have…

>Tawg
>Shy
>Gets all the ladies

Well, fuck me, this isn’t new at all!
Harem end? Harem end. 

tawg:

Holy crap I can finally post this in context. Workin’ on a comic I asked my friend to make for me.
Meanwhile, birdbutt.jpg.

I HAVE A BURDBUTT ON MY HEART, EVEN THOUGH I CAN’T WEAR IT ON MY SKY NOR MY CLOTHES!

tawg:

Holy crap I can finally post this in context. Workin’ on a comic I asked my friend to make for me.

Meanwhile, birdbutt.jpg.

I HAVE A BURDBUTT ON MY HEART, EVEN THOUGH I CAN’T WEAR IT ON MY SKY NOR MY CLOTHES!